Thursday, June 28, 2012
How Many Oreos...
I ask you, how many Oreos is too many Oreos?
Sitting here, trapped under my teething & clingy 6 month old, willing her to stay asleep, the only thing I can reach is the almost finished packet of Oreos.
Oh what a shame.
Now, five. Is five too many in one sitting?
Who am I kidding, I could eat the entire packet if I wasn't going to judge myself.
I've started to bite them in half & put half down so it feels like they're lasting longer.
Who am I?! What have I become?!
I'm just an Oreo-eating, boob out, baked bean slopped on my jacket from eating with one hand bent over a milk-guzzling half year old, grub.
Can someone bring me a glass of milk?
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