How Many Oreos...

I ask you, how many Oreos is too many Oreos? Sitting here, trapped under my teething & clingy 6 month old, willing her to stay asleep, the only thing I can reach is the almost finished packet of Oreos. Oh what a shame. Now, five. Is five too many in one sitting? Who am I kidding, I could eat the entire packet if I wasn't going to judge myself. I've started to bite them in half & put half down so it feels like they're lasting longer. Who am I?! What have I become?! I'm just an Oreo-eating, boob out, baked bean slopped on my jacket from eating with one hand bent over a milk-guzzling half year old, grub. Can someone bring me a glass of milk?